REBUILD NEW ORLEANS? BEN'S QUESTIONS
Today Ben Blankenship is our guest blogger. He says"
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New Orleans is the grouchy old uncle living in the attic with his pigeons and dirty pictures. Nobody knows much what to do about him, especially since the accident. Should we try rehab or let nature take its course, since he’s been failing anyhow?
The city’s commerce and culture have increasingly been drained towards more progressive upstarts like Houston, Atlanta and Miami
. Now Katrina has scattered its people elsewhere and buried its neighborhoods, which never should have been built there in the first place. Thus, beyond the obvious needs to restore vital port and river barge facilities and petroleum enterprises nearby, what is the national interest in attempting to reinvent the city itself?
Further, competing priorities for taxpayers’ funds should be considered in doling out municipal subsidies, especially since many other cities unlike New Orleanshave demonstrated at least some competence in political administration. Many places also have taken on the burden of housing the evacuees. Pay them to keep ‘em.
But—“Don’t you know what it means, to be in New Orleans?” Of course. There’s history and all that jazz. You also have to admire the guts and cussedness of its citizenry. As the AP photo of a sign in a store window read in warning off potential looters: “Don’t try. I am sleeping inside with a big dog, an ugly woman, two shotguns, and a claw hammer.”
Priceless. And I seem to remember a story in history class where the French once helped us in the Revolutionary War to gain independence from England.
So, tell you what. Let’s make the French Quarter a national park. For the rest of the area below sea level, create an environmentally sensitive land-fill program featuring the importation of municipal waste, much as Virginia economically serves now as a trash can for New York City.
Virginia Beach has its Mount Trashmore. So should New Orleans. Try Bluff Bayou.
Of course that’s a curmudgeon’s pipe dream. For we’re about to witness a tidal wave of Cajun sentimentalism plus federal funding that will swamp New Orleans like Katrina never did. It will make our current local gushiness over the future of Crow’s Nest look even more trivial than it already is. Also, “With as much as $200 billion in federal aid possible for the region…once pie-in-the-sky redevelopment plans suddenly appear possible,” notes a Wall Street Journal article.
Shedding New Orleans’ dirty old man image may nevertheless remain another pipe dream. Despite all the charm, the Creole and Cajun veneer, the city has been sinking, literally. The land below sea level is “subsiding” further. More importantly, more and more people have been leaving of their own accord, well before the hurricane’s evictions. Here’s Michael Barone, the syndicated columnist: “[New Orleans’] central city population declined from 484,000 in 2000 to 462,000 in 2004—one of the biggest percentage declines in the nation.” Acknowledging that the tourist trade and the surrounding areas will revive, he continues, “But New Orleans’ French heritage of upper-class complaisance and political corruption work against a broader commercial and economic revival…the city will be little more than a theme park, like Venice, not the great commercial beehive it once was.”
Maybe such thoughts were earlier in the back of the mind of Dennis Hastert, the U.S. Speaker of the House, right after Katrina hit. He committed truth: “It looks like a lot of that place could be bulldozed.” When then asked if it made sense to spend billions of taxpayer dollars in rebuilding the city, he said, “I don’t know. That doesn’t make sense to me.”
That’s curmudgeon-speak. He’s nearly as old as I am. We seniors don’t fully realize how soppily sentimental most Americans have become, and hang the costs. Congress has certainly been acting accordingly in recent years, shoveling out cash like it’s going out of style. But that’s not new. Discipline is no longer a relevant term in public spending nowadays. That’s because just about any pressure group can wrest cash from Congress. And surely that will happen in the rebuilding of New Orleans, if for no other reason than those terrible images of black looting, poverty and mistreatment during the evacuations.
It’s easy enough to rationalize the scenes. Most of New Orleans is black, mostly in poverty. Crime didn’t just blow in with the hurricane; the city’s crime rate far exceeds most other places. The city and state failed miserably in rescuing its mainly black population. So African-Americans especially have rallied to the cause of rebuilding
New Orleans and supporting the evacuees with what an AP story calls “an unprecedented outpouring of activism and generosity.” You can hear the sermons: If we can rebuild Iraq, we can rebuild here.
In sum, Katrina has generated a gravy train and New Orleans faces a bright future. Just watch. Mardi Gras next winter will be a lulu.